So apparently, some hackers broke into the Emergency Alert System of Great Falls, Montana affiliate KRTV and its CW station on Monday and warned residents about a supposed local Zombie attack ( Read more... )

I don't know if it's more frightening that this is a real news story, that it occurs in a town called "Ringwood"....or that it took Squirrel-eating to get it in the news.

Please don't eat the squirrels, New Jersey warns residents

Which is more bizarre?

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